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Sunday, July 08, 2007 @10:03:00 PM
♥ aelispeaks:LOL.
yayyy! i am blogginggggg. in schoollllll.hahahahahaha. the blur teacher unlocked the internet block without realizing it. LOL. and he's supposed to be the teacher. hahahahahaha. at least i can get into mlg. but it's not good cos then i have no excuse to not do my work. aw. haha. i am so boreddd. hahaha. amanda's wikiing mcr. haha. i can see the black parade. but actually wiki isn't so good. not all the time. i prefer google. haha. WHAT THE TOOOOTOTT?? WE HAVE TO DO A COMPO ON MICROSOFT WORD??? HOW THE TOOT DO YOU WRITE A COMPO ON MICROSOFT WORD???? WHAT IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT IN MICROSOFT WORD??? AIYOOO...i hate him lor. so lame. and so louzy. hahaha. oh well. i'm soo bored. laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllaaaaaa.
aye bee cee dee eeee phh gee, eigh eye jay kay elle emme enne oo peee. kew are ass tee you vee. doubleyou axe why zee. LOL. ok i know i'm crapping. lalalalalalalala. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SUEANN CANNOT GO BLOGGER. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. I ROCK. lols. she is crapping big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aiyooo. that was sankari. grrrr. SCRAM. not you amanda. =] lols. i bet only jasmin and ragni are listening to him. lalalalalalalalalala. ok i shall not say anymore. oh yeah...like go read bessy's point of view on the great syf night. haha. its under my links...the first one. yup. i wanted to post this in school but the teacher finally realized and cut me off. grrr. but i went on msn anyway. haha. then i talked to yx and was being lame.
since i already started this...might as well say what happened. well...nothing much really. just that after recess i spent the rest of the day in aircon rooms. 1st chinese in the com lab, then IT in the com lab (DER) then band in the band room. oh yeah...minus lunch and drills. haha. but english was actually kinda fun. we had to write a story with all those walking words that we got before. then it made me remember the lame simile story me and bess made up last year. lets see...ah ha! found it. it's seriously damm lame so get ready to either rofl or totally diao me. haha.
the fantastic story:
oh damm i cant find it. LOL. but i kinda remember it and it goes something like this.
one day little Johnny got a cat. everyday, he let it out. but at night he couldn't see so he had to call out 'here little kitty little kitty. here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. (well the idea was to write a full 150 words with 'kitty's and 'here's but i changed my mind) then one day he went out to the balcony and called for his cat. then, his cat jumped out and he stuffed it into a bag and threw the bag into the room. his neighbor was a cat-lover and saw him torture that cat so she threw a huge roll of blue cheese at Johnny. it hit him on the head, so he thought the moon was made of blue cheese! and had fallen out of the sky! (CHICKEN LITTLE!) but he told himself he couldn't be bothered so he just went to sleep. the next day, he got up and went out to play. he took along his slingshot. in the forest, he saw two birds sitting directly in front of each other. so he quietly picked up a stone and killed two birds with one stone. then he brought them back and put them aside for his cat later. then that night, he was supposed to have a special prayer on that day but he didn't do it cos he couldn't be bothered. so, God was really angry, and decided to punish him, not only for not saying the prayer but killing birds and keeping the cat in a bag. so he let the cat out of the bag and revived the two birds. one of the birds picked up a fake apple and flew over Johnny's head with it. then his cat and the other bird jumped on him and scratched and pecked him. then since his eyes were open the bird with the apple quickly stuffed it into his eye. then the cat pushed it in further so it would stay there forever. (sounds like happy tree friends right? hahahaha) and guess what this story is called? the apple of his eye. THE END.
ROFLMAO. ok i know it's sadistic but the original was seriously nicer. once i find it i'll put it up. haha. anyway, there's a moral to it too:
don't get a cat. if you do have one don't put it into a bag or if you have don't let it out. also don't kill birds with stones and convince yourself that the moon is never ever ever made of blue cheese. also, say your prayers every night and don't leave apples lying around.
ok the moral is lamer than the story itself. haha. oh well i have to go do my work now. so sad. hahaha. oh well. good night people. i may post again if i somehow manage to finish my work. somehow.
somehowing-ly yours,
{siLEA}
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